theseneschalxin:

dutchster:

remember when we had to get out of bed to get on the internet

brasilian-bs:

languagemoon:

I’m gonna learn…. 4000 languages and be friends with every human being on earth

me when i’m drunk

striders:

literally every skin and hair care professional in the world: hot showers are really damaging!!!

me, stepping out of the shower into a bathroom filled floor to ceiling with steam, my skin glowing neon pink after i’ve scrubbed every inch of my body raw under boiling water: Interesting!

tatooiines:

me to my alarm in the morning: I was literally sleeping but go off I guess

kwikemart:

“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”

me:

americanboyftkanye:

I love feelin like fart an feedin into all my unhealthy habits

raygunbradbury:

dracomalfoyofficial:

i witnessed the most fascinating thing today imo…my 4th grade art class were talking while they did their work and one of them was like “if you work hard all your life…….it means NOTHING” and their response was to all crack up and start running with this bit like. “you work all your life on an oil painting. the mayor comes in. he says ‘i didn’t even ask you to do that painting.’” they kept going giving examples of nothing mattering and laughing hysterically. they’re 9. like, we think OUR humor is depressing or w/e, how are THEY going to be

Millennials are depressed but the Gen Z kids are straight up nihilists